Saturday, December 29, 2007

In Honor of Jack Handey and Sarah Cosper

Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful sunset? And he's carrying a beautiful rose in his beak, and also he's carrying a very beautiful painting with his feet. And also, you're drunk.

It's too bad cowboys didn't eat much pizza back in the Old West, because I think a good painting would be a cowboy giving his last slice to his horse.

When Gary told me he had found Jesus, I thought, Yahoo! We're rich! But it turned out to be something different.

Enjoy more of these wonderful thoughts by Jack Handey.

1 comment:

  1. Oh you have to give Jeremy and Carrie credit too. They helped me remember those. I can't wait to see you again!