Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful sunset? And he's carrying a beautiful rose in his beak, and also he's carrying a very beautiful painting with his feet. And also, you're drunk.
It's too bad cowboys didn't eat much pizza back in the Old West, because I think a good painting would be a cowboy giving his last slice to his horse.
When Gary told me he had found Jesus, I thought, Yahoo! We're rich! But it turned out to be something different.
Enjoy more of these wonderful thoughts by Jack Handey.
Saturday, December 29, 2007
In Honor of Jack Handey and Sarah Cosper
Posted by B at 4:27 PM
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Oh you have to give Jeremy and Carrie credit too. They helped me remember those. I can't wait to see you again!ReplyDelete